Charles wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open is eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Charles looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
“Honey, Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.. Love You!”
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Charles asks, “Son,what happened last night?
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”
Confused, Charles asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh, that! When mom dragged you to the bedroom, you said, “Lady leave me alone! I’m married!”
Self-induced hangover — $100.00
Broken furniture — $2, 000.00
Breakfast — $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS!!!!
“Love like you’ve never been hurt….
and Dance like nobody’s watching….”
Found this thing buried in my inbox. Sometimes, its better to dig in the mails, we can find a lot of interesting stuff..Earliar I used to read almost all mails in my tinny winny precious(!)4 MB inbox. But now I hardly bother to read everything in detail. Spoilt..I am a spoilt brat.. 😉